peter potamus

A sex act involving two men and a woman. During double-anal penetration (both men putting their "Peter" in her "Potamus"), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a Hippo Hurricane Holler, which lasts either until both men ejaculate inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make sex impracticable.

Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."

Dude: Bro, what happened last night?

Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.

Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?

by PeterP123 April 11, 2010

potatis

A potatis is a swedish word, meaning that you are completely useless. Originally the word translated to potatoe in English, but that meaning has been lost.

You are such a potatis, failing to throw a granade properly without killing your friends.

by The iron fist of fury February 4, 2018

Fag-o-potamus

A term used to affectionately bring attention to a morbidly obese homosexual without calling them a morbidly obese homosexual.

Did you see the fag-o-potamus convention at McDonalds?

by razorpig September 9, 2011

patatús

similar to "fainting fit" or "syncope"

- I crash your car
- omg, I will have a patatús!

by Garethfc September 20, 2007

Blates like Potates

Another term for "blatantly".

Blates like potates!

by truckilrodnas September 9, 2010

lump-o-potamus

A manager who looks like a hippo, and is as usefull as a lump of dog shit.

Who is in charge of this cluster fuck? That would be that lump-o-potamus over there sir.

by EarlK August 27, 2010

Potatum

Potatum (pronounced po-tay-tum) is Latin for potato, however it is also linked to the name Tatum, meaning cheerful. The Romans believed the a potato was a cheerful vegetable built of what is calledhappy matter. It is thought to have brought luck and happiness into peoples lives.

Now though it is commonly used as an insult as the potato cannot think for itself. Scientests have carried out several test proviving the potatoes can be used for batteries when mixed with copper but it does not prove that the potato has a mind of its own.

Euan: He got all of the answers wrong in the test!
Robert: What a Potatum!

by haamooseesee1 August 25, 2008