Patat
noun - the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals, also known as the vagina
Patat by Pataty Mayonnaise December 8, 2009
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Patat
Patat by 100frikandelenindevriezer May 13, 2022
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patat vs friet
person1:it's friet!
person 2: it's patat!
this is the patat vs friet discussion. And it's something you'll have to get used to if you want to live in the Netherlands
person 2: it's patat!
this is the patat vs friet discussion. And it's something you'll have to get used to if you want to live in the Netherlands
patat vs friet by hugo (the one with the big dic January 20, 2022
le patat kebab
le patat kebab by yolor3stis November 20, 2021
Le Patat Kebab
le patat kebab, originally an inside joke, told in greek content creators' yolor3stis, tetorisgaming and curses, youtube videos, was introduced to the world officially as a song on April 24th, 2020, on tetoris' youtube channel and has amassed a total of 239 views as of this definition being written. The meaning of le patat kebab is very mysterious. It can honestly mean many things, but it is mostly associated with the turkish playerbase of Valorant (video game). The inside joke started soon after Valorants Closed Beta release. The aforementioned content creators jumped on the trend immidietally and were creating joint videos on it. They were soon met however, with an annoying amount of turkish players who refused to communicate, and when they did they would only speak turkish, even when spoken to in english. This naturally annoyed the ever living shit out of the lads, leading tetoris to invent the phrase "le patat kebab" as a witty response to the turkish players' stupidity. Whenever a turkish player refused to speak english or at least communicate that he cannot do so through chat, the trio would start shouting le patat kebab, to satirize the turkish language, of course only in this context. The term later evolved into a general bs response. When someone said something stupid, you could simply respond with "le patat kebab". Note that le patat kebab is often accompanied by the turkish word for brother, that being "kardesim", intended to be used as the word bro, more or less.
Valorant / Turkish use case:
Person A: ojoksen kebab jabo alodobo asfnjasdhbg, tutane tenkanli adam oldurun D.
Person B: le patat kebab kardesim
General use case:
Person A: the earth is flat!
Person B: *starts singing le patat kebab*
Song use case:
Person A: le patat kebab is the best song ever created. It is extremely sonically pleasing on top of being a lyrical miracle.
Person B: I agree
Person A&B: "Start singing le patat kebab in unison like a choir"
Person A: ojoksen kebab jabo alodobo asfnjasdhbg, tutane tenkanli adam oldurun D.
Person B: le patat kebab kardesim
General use case:
Person A: the earth is flat!
Person B: *starts singing le patat kebab*
Song use case:
Person A: le patat kebab is the best song ever created. It is extremely sonically pleasing on top of being a lyrical miracle.
Person B: I agree
Person A&B: "Start singing le patat kebab in unison like a choir"
Le Patat Kebab by yolor3stis April 1, 2022
Palataoism
Derived from the word 'pala-tao' (kepala tahu) meaning knows everything in Malay.
A branch of philosophy in which a person thinks he/she knows everything. But in fact that person knows little to non. Yet they still stand up to their point eventhough it has been proven false.
A branch of philosophy in which a person thinks he/she knows everything. But in fact that person knows little to non. Yet they still stand up to their point eventhough it has been proven false.
Palataoism by Adam Musa December 26, 2019
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