An immoral craze popular in the North of England whereby an individual has sexual contact with another individual around public service objects such as the Olympic golden postboxes. The phrase was coined after several members of the LGBT community in Sheffield were found to be cheating on their partners after pictures were circulated of the postbox evidence. This craze has now spread to other areas of the UK, such as Stockport, Manchester, and Leeds.
Me: Did you hear she has been gold postboxing her girlfriend?
Them: That's awful, she doesn't deserve any happiness!
Me: They didn't even care who could see!
Me: I can't believe she cheated on me like that!
Them: Well at least you weren't Gold Postboxed mate
Me: True.
Them: That's awful, she doesn't deserve any happiness!
Me: They didn't even care who could see!
Me: I can't believe she cheated on me like that!
Them: Well at least you weren't Gold Postboxed mate
Me: True.
by LIZ BEEIN December 4, 2018
Get the Gold Postboxing mug.When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.
Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!
by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017
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Also Man-P-S or MPS
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
Get the Man Positioning System mug.by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
Get the Bacon Positioning System mug.Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
Get the GPS (Global Positioning Steven) mug.Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006
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When you are walking, driving, flying, swimming and/or riding a bicycle and you see a postbox (an muslim woman wearing religious headwear only revealing facial features, technically called a peepscarf), you must hit your opponent on the arm and/or leg, chest, back and/or crotch before they do the same. Fouls count as a free punch at you by all of your opponents. Fouls include:
Wrongly identifying a postbox
Striking for a postbox that has already been counted
The game is basically the same as Ninja Bash.
When you are walking, driving, flying, swimming and/or riding a bicycle and you see a postbox (an muslim woman wearing religious headwear only revealing facial features, technically called a peepscarf), you must hit your opponent on the arm and/or leg, chest, back and/or crotch before they do the same. Fouls count as a free punch at you by all of your opponents. Fouls include:
Wrongly identifying a postbox
Striking for a postbox that has already been counted
The game is basically the same as Ninja Bash.
by Jamal Cake April 30, 2009
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