portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

Portlingus

Very poor cunnilingus caused by your boyfriend being too drunk from visiting breweries in Portland Oregon.

Girl one "Damn Steve's tongue was all over the place last night. He thought my clit was a punching bag. I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Rogue and Deschutes."

Girl two "That's Portlingus for you."

by Sloppy tongue September 4, 2011

potholing

To have sex with a cheap woman.
To delve into deep dark damp cavernous cavity. From the common use of potholing refering to caving but with reference to a loose woman rather than a geological formation.

Dave might be desperate but he still wouldnt resort to potholing.

by spudman1977 January 26, 2008

Portarlington Miniature Railway

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.

"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

by AverageTrainEnjoyer June 22, 2022

portalling

wanking

peter is portalling over gemma( jamie's gonna kill him)

by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011

Port Holing

Sexual postion on a ship. Like Doggy Style

"Bent her over in front of the port holes last night" "Great view, love port holing"

by Disney Friend November 6, 2012

Potholing

Whilst in a semi conscious sleep state, you scrat your anus, often leading to being second knuckle deep before you wake up shame ridden

Mark often wakes up to wash his hands in the dark after an evenings potholing

by Gamma lover May 4, 2018