Portnoy 

noun
1. paper

adjective

2. paperlike

In the battle of Wall Street vs. Main Street, Barstool CEO Dave Portnoy followed the /r/wallstreetbets hype and purchased shares of GME, AMC, NOK, and NAKD. After announcing that he sold all of his meme stocks for a loss on February 2nd, 2021, he was given the nickname Dave "Paper Hands" Portnoy. This was due to his change in stance on the matter; a few days prior, Portnoy had proclaimed he would hold these stonks despite the losses.

Rock, Portnoy, Scissors for it?

Bro, don't be a Portnoy. Hodl the line.

One dip, everybody knows Portnoy bails.

Portnoy by DiamondHandedGorilla February 24, 2021

portnoy's complaint 

A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.

"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...

"To buy you a drink," I said.

"A real swinger," she said, sneering.

Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!

"That's better," she replied.

And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."

Coolest fucking book ever.

portnoy's complaint by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005

Portknoxx 

The First Name Given Too Freeport, NY. It Rest's In Nassau Count on Long Island. Some People Refer Too Freeport(Portknoxx) As A Resting Place For Most Salvadorians And Domincans. You Can Find Many Different Types of People In Portknoxx.

Have You Been Too Portknoxx Lately? I Heard There Are Many Bodega's There.

Portknoxx by Mr.ShyGuy, Tecsz P. April 23, 2011

Mike Portnoy 

One of the greatest drummers to exist on this planet, known for his work in Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Transatlantic, to name only a few. Most of today's rock drummers could take a hint or two or actually a thousand from Mike about playing drums.

Go to www.mikeportnoy.com and check out his monster drumkits.

Mike Portnoy by i love my mom July 1, 2003

portent 

a sign of things to come; an omen

portent by Anonymous May 6, 2003

The Portnoy

Having sexual intercourse with and ejaculating into any raw cut of meat (e.g. liver, porterhouse steak, pork roast), and then preparing and serving said meat (colloq. 'marinated') as a meal for one's immediate family or close friends.

(Origin: Portnoy's Complaint, by Philip Roth)

I was horrified when Andrew told me he'd done the Portnoy on the steak tartare I'd just enjoyed so heartily.

The Portnoy by Marcus the Blacksmith August 4, 2007

Portener 

A breed of Canadian afflicted with excessive paleness, causing them burn and blister in natural sunlight.

Damn I gotta hit a tanning bed, i'm starting to look Portener.

Portener by gottabeKB May 9, 2012