portabello penis

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.

That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.

by jrbdc November 2, 2011

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portabella mushroom

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom

Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"

by slutties_chix_on_met April 24, 2005

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Porkbelly's Syndrome

A rare condition that prevents speech from being filtered by the brain for stupidity. The main symptom is a stream of ill-considered idiocy from the mouth. Like Tourette's sydrome for stupid people.

His utterance of "I modified the graphics code and all that changed was the graphics" was likely caused by Porkbelly's Syndrome.

by The Stella October 11, 2005

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portabella

A street name for shrooms. Northen California origin.

Hook me up with that portabella G.

by barry white September 26, 2003

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Parmo potbelly

The hard stomach bulge of a Middlesbrough man caused by the copious consumption of parmesans (or the Parmo dish), the local junk food delicacy of the town.

HIM: You know what, babe, I could just knack a parmo, me.

HER: Yeah, I'm a bit peckish too. Get a full one and we'll share it. Get a litre of coke, some donner meat and a tub of garlic as well.

HIM: Fuck me, you'll be growing a bigger Parmo potbelly than me at this rate...

HER: Shurrup soft lad and get it ordered.

by Bobby B McBobbins April 3, 2016

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