Pornobater 

Someone who masturbates excessively--a minimum of 3 times per day--to porn.

Jim can't keep his eyes off of Pornhub or his hand off of his dick. What a pornobater!

Pornobater by Richardjeeves March 28, 2019

PornJob 

The act of a sexual partner (male or female), giving a handjob, blowjob, or any sexual penetration/pleasure while the other partner watches a pornographic film of their choice.

Damn bro, I was watching some Molly Rome on PornHub and my girl walked in and decided to give me a PornJob! It was lit!

PornJob by Bill Cosby O’neilly January 13, 2022

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I think I'll bring my Hustler magazine to the bathroom so I can pornobate while I'm taking a shit.

My girlfiend caught me pornobating online when she walked in my room without knocking first.

Pornobate by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

pornobabbling

A simplistic speech pattern, used as foreplay, which occurs as a direct result of blood being diverted from brain to penis; rendering the male brain relatively useless in devising a charming and innovative monologue as a means of getting into a woman's pants.

As soon as Janice said, "Let's go back to my place," Bob started pornobabbling about "buttering her muffin" and ruined her mood.

pornobabbling by the honest tooth January 7, 2011

Pronoob 

Someone who is usually so high level in a video game, that you'd think they were pro.

They can at times seem to be pro, but they are not.

*High level makes some epic maneuvers in the helicopter then crashes it into a wall.*
Other players who were in the helicopter: Such a pronoob.

Pronoob by Tyjuji July 13, 2012

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.

My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.

Pornobate by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

Pornoogling 

The act of using an online search engine, such as Google, to look up porn.

Guy 1: "Did you finish that essay?"

Guy 2: "Nah, brah, I was so busy pornoogling last night I didn't get around to it."

Pornoogling by hanyouinlove March 9, 2011