ponderize

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

by friesounz November 25, 2015

Ponder

To reflect or consider with thoroughness and care

Something to ponder on

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

pumpkin pounder

1. A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pasty skinned partners over all others.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.

Josh: "Dude, Art is always going after those redheads."
Joe: "Yea he is a real pumpkin pounder!"

by Breacher_Man April 17, 2014

Pounder talk

Ridiculous nonsense spoken by another

I hear what you’re saying - but that’s pounder talk.

by Chris Hopz January 3, 2020

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

by jubezz October 30, 2010

Ponder

To think about that person or keep constantly bringing up their names.

Ponder - To be in love with them or had a crush on them.

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Pornery

Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.

After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.

by kipchoogey July 23, 2010