Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

by I believe in pink January 11, 2019

pornotube

A very lame site with videos that aren't streamed even after hours, too many lags, low-quality videos of lonely attention whores who masturbate themselves for fun.

A waste of time compared to youtube.

Pornotube is the worst site ever created.

by Chris Falcon November 13, 2007

pornette

male porn

OMG, like Hillary watches too much pornette

by A,N,O,N,Y,M,O,U,S October 4, 2008

Pornate

Recording over precious family type moments with dirty, filthy, beastly, porn.

We sat down to watch family home videos with granny only to be horrified to find Uncle Jack had pornated the footage. Boner.

by I'm into FUPA's March 2, 2009

Pornatunity

approx. 10 seconds after all residents (save you) have left the house where you've already locked the door, started the computer, and have your pants off.

Man: your parents are taking me home, ill see you later.
Man2: Later! *Pornatunityyy*

by Cra-Kra-CKra August 5, 2011

pornitute

a word that means a porn star prostitute made by autumn youdes.

you are a pornitute

by yoursexymofomother August 16, 2009