Porntable

Portable pornography made possible through devices like PDAs, iPads and smart phones.

Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.

by GSBJim July 26, 2010

pornstache

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

poustache

A goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones anus while they were taking a shit

shave your poustache alex

by Urgay October 24, 2003

Pornichet

A small commune in western France, notorious for messing up your search for pornography on google via suggestions

Google Search:P-O-R-N (enter), -----> Pornichet

DAMNIT

by greekfire11 September 13, 2011

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

Portashee

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

by Darkwen July 10, 2019

Portchester Slam

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and about to cum you pull out and jizz on your hand while spitting on the girls back. When she turns around thinking you jizzed on her back you belt her with the cum-hand.

1) I was in westchester and she a hoe so she got a port chester slam.

2) Guy A) Did you hear that sound?
Guy B) Yeah Mike Portchester slammed Grace, you could hear it for miles!

by Chris DP3 October 13, 2010