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pianowned

To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)
PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned
by Aleb July 22, 2008
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Probowned

PROBOWNED (Probe-Owned)

The resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. Although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned.... The harsher the humiliation.
When chicks don't hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

Dean: "Hey Babe, wanna go to the drive-in"
Penelope: "Get lost you dirt-bag!"
Chet: "You just got Probowned Bro...."
by Chuck Huntington September 11, 2009
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Pornopedia

Interactive online encyclopedia about pornography, erotica, sexuality, and everything related to it including actors, movies and books.
"Dude, I just jerked off to this hot girl Belladonna. Movie was called Ass Worship or something. Do you know what other movies she did?"

"Just look her up on Pornopedia, man."
by Till Kraemer April 15, 2016
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certified preowned

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.
Girl your are a certified preowned!
by CPO2017 January 27, 2017
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Perjowned

Guy, I watched this video and he perjowned her ass biatch!
by Adrian57 August 3, 2006
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the pornonet

the porno superhighway now misnamed "the internet" because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.
Jason "Dammit, I can't seem to find the porn through all these stupid news sites. I remember the good old days on the pornonet when CNN.com stood for Cans Nipples and Navels."
by gerlitzappel November 6, 2007
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Prowned

You got prowned!
by RON THE PROWNER July 25, 2009
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