pork sword

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

vacuum my pork sword

It means to suck someone's dick

Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar

by Bananarama six thousand March 14, 2017

pork sword

A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

by Courtnie Brown. January 3, 2009

pork sword

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis

A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"

by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003

inhale my pork sword

The act of someone inhaling your penis

Please inhale my pork sword tonight baby!

by Someoneudontkno May 24, 2017

pork sworded

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

pork sword

Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.

'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'

by Gump January 25, 2005