During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
by donc_lad_1 December 08, 2008
to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.
Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"
by thatniggamike February 11, 2014
T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.
by The T-Dog April 21, 2009
A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.
Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad
by Pedo-Bear October 19, 2008
the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
by darthredneck October 20, 2008
The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.
by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017
When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019