porg

Person Of Restricted Growth

I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg

by Rob November 11, 2003

Porge

To be a big fat piece of shit. No regard for human life whatsoever. Overall fat bastard. Tax evading piece of shit

George is such a porge

by BanterousLad May 6, 2015

PORG

Person of restricted growth

Describes small people. He/she is a PORG

by Alan Marpole May 14, 2006

Porge

The conscious or unconscious yearning for pie. Preferably not of the fruit variety.

Note: the leading 'P' is always capitalized.

Without warning Steve felt the Porge coming on. If only Leroy had not sent those Pinterest food pins.

by ud4steve July 10, 2016

porg

Person of reduced growth. A short person that no one likes. Good nickname for fat ugly midgets or just midgets.

"Come here porg" or more likely "go away porg"

by Rownna January 27, 2008

porgs

Short for poor guy. A person without any cuth, usually under the influence of some sort of substance. The guy not to be at an social event or anytime in life. You say porgs when you see one.

The guy that takes his shirt off to do a keg stand(Fratch). Porgs.
The guy that falls down down drunk in front of a cop that is at his front door(Gabe). Porgs.
The guy that blows the bestman speech at his best friends wedding(???) Porgs.

by GDuff May 13, 2006

porge

A soft food made by boiling oatmeal or another meal in water or milk.

i had porge for breakfast

by spookshow December 25, 2003