porchmonkey 

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

porchmonkey by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006

porchmonkey 

a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?

porchmonkey by porchape March 31, 2010

porchmonkey 

anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !

ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !

porchmonkey by honeypot July 27, 2006

biscuit lipped porchmonkey 

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

biscuit lipped porchmonkey by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

Alaskan porchmonkey 

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

Alaskan porchmonkey by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

porch monkey 

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

porch monkey by pickledspork July 23, 2005

Retarded porch monkey 

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

Retarded porch monkey by Happy! July 10, 2021