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porchmonkey

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly
"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"
by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008
mugGet the porchmonkeymug.

porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006
mugGet the porchmonkeymug.

porchmonkey

how was your day my little porchmonkey?
by porchape March 31, 2010
mugGet the porchmonkeymug.

porchmonkey

anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !
ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !
by honeypot July 27, 2006
mugGet the porchmonkeymug.

Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.
hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey
by TYCO98 May 9, 2014
mugGet the Alaskan porchmonkeymug.

biscuit lipped porchmonkey

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out
by gmoney618 June 1, 2011
mugGet the biscuit lipped porchmonkeymug.

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