Definitions by TYCO98

frozen ballcicle 

when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.

man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle

frozen ballcicle by TYCO98 May 10, 2014

Alaskan porchmonkey 

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

Alaskan porchmonkey by TYCO98 May 9, 2014