Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 10, 2014

frozen ballcicle

when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.

man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle

by TYCO98 May 11, 2014