Pooty Crumz

The brown particles left behind after a massive fart.

Morgana: "Woah! Did you smell that?"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"

by mamadoody May 21, 2013

pooty up

Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.

Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!

I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.

I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.

by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021

pootyjiggle

1. n. a fart 2. v. to flatulate 3. n. a farfanuggen

1. Ah man, I let out a pootyjiggle during class and now I have to go to detention.
2. I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she pootyjiggled whilst having intercourse.

by mremingtonb August 5, 2008

pooty pebbles

small pebbles of baby shit..

I was changing my little brothers diaper and it was full of pooty pebbles.

by KrispyPickel October 23, 2007

Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

Pootzoo

Is a funny way of saying cock.

Can be said, "pooootzoooo" or just "pootzoo"

Ex. That man has a large pootzoo.

"pootzoo toucher": meaning they like to touch cocks.

by Pootzoolover October 8, 2010

Poothy

Used in a situation where some may normally call another a Pussy - however this is used more to insult someone who is foolish, lazy, incompetent, or stupid... whereas "Pussy" would be used more for someone who is hesitant, scared, or afraid.

A Poothy has trouble succeeding in life because they do not have the balls and/or brains to do so.

This can also be said affectionately between friends, kind of like Dubba.

Andrew: "Yo Rafi, brinski, your brother Aref called and said he needs a ride, his Jimmy is dead"
Rafi: "I thought he said he fixed it"
Andrew: "He tried, but I guess he's a Poothy"

Umling: "Hey Nick, where ya goin?"
Nick: "I'm done with football man, I quit"
Umling: "Poothy!"

Andrew: "Yo Will, did you fix those reports yet"
Will: "Not yet man I've been super busy"
Andrew: "You Poothy, Skinner's going to kill you."

by Fasulo June 11, 2018