pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

Pooturbed

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.

"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul

by R Mutt November 3, 2011

poo tube

The tube between your arsehole and bowel.

Don't mess with my poo tube.

by RJH August 26, 2006

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone June 10, 2018

Poontube

1) Instrument used as an aid to oral sex

2) Reference to the inside of a womans vagina.

1) After a hard night out and unable to get mr happy Happy, Bill turned to the poontube


2) I was so far up her poontube I punched a hole in here cervix. See cervix boxing

by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

protuberance

a creature's protruding male organs.

that deer must have been female, or its protuberance would have prevented it from sliding across my hood.

by xilvar January 13, 2011

Protuber

Someone who has watched a video on YouTube with no prior experience on or about the diy projects they plan to attempt OR a person who claims they are very well knowledgeable about the subject or task because they saw a video on YouTube.

"Did you use a string line to make a foundation square for the slab?"

"Yes and the string was used but I took it down."

"Oh no that's not what the construction brothers did on youtube, didn't you look at the videos I sent!?"

"Stupid ProTuber "

by Sofakingsaiyan November 22, 2020