pootin

the act of a fat girl on a vespa; usually ends in her falling off

While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin

she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.

pootin by scruffy February 1, 2024

pootin mooning 

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

pootin mooning by oleteej June 25, 2015

pootin' blanks 

When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.

John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"

pootin' blanks by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010

Scooter Pootin' 

The act of shopping, running errands, or going around town to finish oddjobs.

Me and Mom are going scooter pootin', do you need anything?

Scooter Pootin' by jfatticus March 24, 2012

can't toot for pootin' 

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

can't toot for pootin' by Jackalman April 14, 2009

done some Pootin 

Excreting in very large amounts while you gamble your car with a homeless person.

Anon: Yo! Tramp....

Tramp: You fucking stink

Anon: I will gamble my car with you?

Tramp:OK. Have you just done some Pootin?

Anon: Yes.. Yes i have

done some Pootin by GooeyPootin December 3, 2013

pootie do 

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

pootie do by LaRhettie May 18, 2013