poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

Poopy Mc. Poopface

When one is acting like they have feces on their face.

Chris was being a Poopy Mc. Poopface when he would not share something.

by Goosh22 July 23, 2006

poopyface

someone that is silly and does crappy things

john ate my burrito.. what a poopyface

by Jay January 27, 2004

PoopSnake

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

Poopface Magee

When Someone is acting like such a poopface, just calling them a poopface will not suffice

When my best friend decided to screw my girlfriend he became the worst Poopface Magee ever

by Bladed Goat May 18, 2007

PoopyFace

A word that’s used to describe someone who’s being rude,mean,etc. This word is often used in such a way to humiliate the person being called a PoopyFace.

First grader 1: You look stupid!

First grader 2: Well... you look like a PoopyFace!

First grader 1: *cry’s sad tears*

by <—— August 30, 2019

poopface

(n.)A term of endearment used between two people who are so enamored with one another that they do not care that the other one is stinky. Used in the place of baby, schnookums, and pooky.

1. Hey poopface, you wanna come help me with this crossword puzzle?

by Laurra May 16, 2005