poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

PoopSnake

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards

Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.

by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021

Pooscapades

Anecdotes and jokes surrounding all things faecal.

Man 1: Remember that time I had gastric flu and I exploded all over my cruise ship cabin toilet?!

Man 2: I do. Now back to work...enough of these shitty pooscapades.

by Supermoo19 December 18, 2011

Poopsnake

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

by Spider Man January 5, 2004

poopscalator

an escalator made of poop

"Man, I wish they had some more poopscalators around here!"

by Forty Two January 13, 2008

Poopshake

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.

"Everybody do the poopshake!"

by theloneas August 29, 2006