poopexting

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

by Ladhra May 30, 2014

poopsting

texting while pooping!

poopsting while on the toilet!

by Gogalyboo January 6, 2014

Pokebating

The act of masturbating, or pleasing thy self, while playing any hand held Pokemon game, or watching any of the movies.

Ricky practices pokebating at least seven times a day, to keep himself in mental stability.

by PokemonTrainerA November 2, 2010

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Emperor poopatine

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole

I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night

by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022

pooperting

pooperting is another word for a toilet,outhouse,or hole in the ground.

I used the pooperting to take a crap.

by Kraten January 3, 2008

pooputting

When one is constantly telling lies and does not do what they initially said they were going to do.

Jay always say he gone scoop me, but he stay pooputting.

by Ptoogreat March 4, 2018