Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

Poopage

A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.

Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!

by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010

poopsteak

A term used for an unusually large terd. It is only used for log sized craps.

You should see the poopsteak he left in the toilet.

by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004

poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

by Apolloss March 2, 2014