poopaplegic

Someone who has sat on the toilet browsing the internet on their phone for so long that their legs no longer work properly.

I took a 40 minute shit yesterday and feel over when I stood up because I had beome a poopaplegic

by Sexystavros October 22, 2020

pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Poopable

1. Something you'd poop at; something gross, despisable, miserable, insignificant.

2. Something you'd poop, aka something that would be eliminated by your body via your anus. Basically the same as number 1

"Eck, that girl's hair is poopable"

"How could someone eat this, it looks like something poopable!"

by Pewwordmaker May 4, 2009

Poopaleak

Often referred to as a penis but also used to describe anything Harry

Shoot! My Poopaleak hurts again!

by Iamapoopaleak September 22, 2018

poopappy

A woman's private part.

I rubbed my wife's poopappy last night and she got aroused.

by Bookbear and poopappy June 8, 2022

pornapple juice

A tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.

"Good Christ, I'm horny! Maybe I need to cool off."
"Here. Have some pornapple juice."

by brett December 24, 2003

pinpapple

A retarded way of spelling pinapple

Man my favorite fruit is pinpapple
Dude wtf no

by Pineapplefricker September 17, 2020