pooptastic

An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.

This software application is utterly pooptastic, I can do nothing with it.

by buceypooh January 30, 2007

poopulate

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.

Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.

by Petrodono November 14, 2005

Poopastink

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.

WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!

by bonera October 17, 2011

pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

Pooplisted

You have been "shit listed" i e no one wants anything to do with you, banned, etc

Shawn was pooplisted for qq'ing his dota match.

by Dr_ugs June 15, 2009

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poopbuster

The bodily sensation when you are forced to turn your fart "inward", back into the body, instead of letting out into the atmosphere. This usually occurs in social situations, like a date, or an important meeting or interview.

"Man, I was in Johnsons office this afternoon, and after eating all those eggs this morning I was riddled with poopbusters"

by J46464646 May 5, 2006