Pootographer

Someone who frequently photographs their poo.

Ernie fancies himself a pootographer and sends a "daily poo" email to all of his friends. Yesterday's email title was "A tribute to corn."

by Big Herm October 20, 2006

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.

*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"

by crcdj March 29, 2011

Poohtooth

A prank that involves you taking a giant crap, photographing it with your camera phone, then Bluetoothing it to everyone in range.

Okay, turd done and photographed. Now I just need to Poohtooth it to everyone in range.

by (sic)shooters January 18, 2011

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.

Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

by de-pube February 10, 2021

Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.

After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.

by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008

poofterized

australian term

1. used to describe any object, action or process which is of exceptionally low standard.

2. used to express absolute disgust

1. (when the lawnmower refuses to start) "COME ON!!! YOU FUCKEN POOFTERIZED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! "

2. "that two-girls-one-cup video was poofterized. i chundered....hard!"

by screaming axe wound February 9, 2010

poofta

An common Australian term, a poofta is equivalent to a homosexual.

Don't be a poofta and wear a pink shirt.

by jkdsen October 17, 2016