Poof

An African- American slang term describing someone who lacks skill to perform a certain activity. The word "Poof" is derived from the Perrine 'hoods of Miami, Florida. It is mainly used to describe individuals who are terrible in sports, such as a Wide Receiver who can't catch a pass, or a point guard that has handles like a baby.

Man, that boy Joey is STRAIGHT POOF.

by The Anti Poof January 13, 2010

Poof

sound left leaving a chatroom

im outtie!!!poof!!!

by (_\_)(_|_)(_/_) April 29, 2003

Poof

a verb that replaces virtually any verb, with a sexual inference.

Dude, I totally just poofed that guy over there.

Poofing is so much fun, I just want to do it all the time!

I like to poof little animals.

by a real ROCKN'ROLLA November 10, 2008

Poof

a slang term for "good-bye"; can have multiple spellings and usages: poofers, poofas, poofpoof

aite~ imma go now.. poof!

by user May 5, 2003

Poof

A style of hairdo popular with women circa 2008/2009. Often seen in high fashion; imitated by many, pulled off by few.

"I invented the frickin' poof."
-Snookie, aka Nicole Polizzi, from Mtv's Jersey Shore

by plzblv January 8, 2010

Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"

Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty August 1, 2015