Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 28, 2004

Poof

to hide something up your ass.

here come the cops, poof that shit!

by punisher January 23, 2004

Poof

A crazy fish that either disappears or blows up

This girl likes to poof in the middle of conversations

by Just_An_Apple August 12, 2019

Poof

You're single.

Poof you're single.

by My yee 2 February 14, 2021

Poof

When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.

"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.

by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006

Poof

1: The sound the Fairly Oddparents make when they disappear and/or reappear

2: A crappy hairstyle that Snooki from Jersey Shore believed she had invented

3: A famous quote made by legendary YouTuber Markiplier "POOF!"

Timmy Turner: You guys had to poof off to Camp Happy Crownyville, while I got rained and volleyballed on!

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Poof

to kick a ball over an obstacle

"Mom, I didn't mean to poof the ball over the fence."

by Micalex March 11, 2019