Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

pooble

A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.

You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.

by vrknoise January 19, 2009

Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

by Dagmar of 'The Real Deal', my band June 6, 2003

Poonbrella

A very large labium minora that hangs out farther than the rest of the vagina.

Its raining outside, better stretch my girlfriend's poonbrella over my head so I don't get wet.

by HermesFranca January 3, 2009

bob poore

Used as a insult towards people who blow small vape clouds

Vape dick 1: (blows small cloud)

Vape dick 2: man that cloud was so small your being such a bob Poore right now

Vape dick 1: shut up it wasn't that bad

Vape dick 3: that was the smallest cloud I have ever seen

Vape dick 1: what ever

by I love dick balls March 3, 2017

Poobernugget

A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.

Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.

by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009