Schrödinger's Populist

A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.

Alexander Boris DePfeffel Johnson is the very archetype of a Schrödinger's Populist.

by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021

Pumpalistic

Having good health; strong.

Also relating to a deepish teel color.

Damn, he’s so pumpalistic.

by DysonBird November 5, 2019

poopadistic

sick minded or weird. used in any sentence or any phrase that the crazy person desires. Spread this word like wild flowers.

That was really poopadistic man. Don't be so poopadistic.

by Elliot Webster May 30, 2003

Poopalitis

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.

Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.

by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017

populist media

News and TV in which regular people are shown instead of actors and/or unusually good-looking people, such as when you see fatasses at the gas station on the nightly news.

"That woman has one fat ass."
"Well it is the populist media."

by mikey veee August 20, 2008

Libertarian Populist

People, mostly former Republicans, who believe that government should be pretty much non-existent. Unless said government can be used to fund a huge army or prohibit things they don't agree with like abortion and gay marriage.

I heard that Ayn Rand and Jesus had a baby and named it Ronald Reagan. That kid is gonna be one great libertarian populist.

by HarrieB September 6, 2013

populist

An adjective used by snobby intellectuals and elitists basically as code for "this is what morons like."

Larry the Cable Guy's brand of populist humor brought the house down at my family reunion.

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009