Pronounced POSE-ster. What hipsters really are. Though they put on the airs of being members of the illuminati (see the definition of hipster in Urban Dictionary), they are really just clones, wearing a uniform that is no different that any other, expresses no individuality, and is screaming hypocrisy. They have taken over previously cool neighborhoods like the Mission District in San Francisco. Though their clothing appears from a thrift shop, it is really from a 'vintage' clothing store, at best, or an over-priced chic shop trafficking in poser wear. Though they want to appear free thinking, they gravitate toward sameness. Their obsession with the latest e-gadgetry exemplifies their vacuous nature. Though they claim to be into a simple existence, they have driven up the cost of housing in previously cool urban areas. Though they work in Silicon Valley or similar areas, they 'reverse commute' in plush e-busses FROM the City. They are the same as preppy yuppies from the early 80's, just a different uniform, so their hypocritical nature makes them 'posesters.'
I really miss living in the City. So much to do, nooks and crannies, just a great mix of all kinds of folks.
Ya, me, too. But I had to leave, it has really changed. The posesters have taken over. Even the Mission. It's like Cow Hollow now, just in drab.
No . . . !!!!
Ya, me, too. But I had to leave, it has really changed. The posesters have taken over. Even the Mission. It's like Cow Hollow now, just in drab.
No . . . !!!!
by The Original Tankboy February 14, 2014
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The word's use began during the 2106 US Presidential Election cycle, after the complete failure of the Democratic Party to represent anything approaching democratic principles. Beginning with their superdelegates lording over the people's choice, then came the top down violation of Party neutrality witnessed in the circumvention of the Democratic selection of their candidate by popular vote.
Despite the individual's removal from the primary process, Party loyalists still turned out to vote for someone ON RECORD advocating the fixing of foreign free and Democratic elections to represent Democracy to the world. The truth in her own voice was not what they wanted to hear, even though the rest of the world had heard Hillary say the Palestinian election had to be fixed? Even after being defeated in the general election, a democratic process would not stem such blind devotion to leadership and would drive them into the streets in violent upheaval. A podestaphile loves their leadership in blind devotion with no regard for Democracy, principle or integrity.
The word's use began during the 2106 US Presidential Election cycle, after the complete failure of the Democratic Party to represent anything approaching democratic principles. Beginning with their superdelegates lording over the people's choice, then came the top down violation of Party neutrality witnessed in the circumvention of the Democratic selection of their candidate by popular vote.
Despite the individual's removal from the primary process, Party loyalists still turned out to vote for someone ON RECORD advocating the fixing of foreign free and Democratic elections to represent Democracy to the world. The truth in her own voice was not what they wanted to hear, even though the rest of the world had heard Hillary say the Palestinian election had to be fixed? Even after being defeated in the general election, a democratic process would not stem such blind devotion to leadership and would drive them into the streets in violent upheaval. A podestaphile loves their leadership in blind devotion with no regard for Democracy, principle or integrity.
That podestaphile rapper, Rick Ross, looks like one too many babies drove him mad enough to say the only thing anyone can say in America that will put you in jail for a long time.
by The PaxMacian November 16, 2016
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by Lushhdog11 August 21, 2011
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"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"
by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007
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He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.
He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.
He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.
He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.
Person 1: "Hey, why are you watching this douche?"
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"
(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)
2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"
(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)
2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."
by Maxwell's Demon August 20, 2008
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Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.
Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.
The MARTA bus almost ran over a Poncestitute yesterday, and although she didn't seem to notice, her pimp was cussing up a storm and threatening a lawsuit.
Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?
Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.
As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.
Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?
Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.
As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.
by Suzanne B February 2, 2009
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