Jurus pompa hamil

A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

"Hiyaaattt jurus pompa hamil! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"

"I used jurus pompa hamil with my wife last night, in the morning she got pregnant"

by Youum June 7, 2023

Popaso

To smack in the face with male genitalia.

The popaso was so strong it left a red mark on his forehead.

by Popasomen February 4, 2019

poopasfuag

When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.

"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."

"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"

by hellopanda October 21, 2012

pampass grass

If you have a pampass grass in your front garden it means your a swinger and you may get a knock on your front door.......

Hi babe thats a great pampass grass you have there fancy swapping something?

by Haz666 March 9, 2018

pompatus

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

poopass

1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.

1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?

by Poopass1 May 9, 2009

Pompalicious

It's like POMP and delicious mated and packaged for resale.

Pompalicious kicked Kristen in the baby maker, and then asked her for a cigarette.

by Kristen J. August 17, 2006