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by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

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polotician

A pole dancer, stripper who specializes one jumping on the poles and spinning like a helicopter.

"She Aint A Politician Honeys A Polotician" (NAS as featured on My President by Young Jeezy)

by Ralfie from Long Beach December 17, 2008

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Polomi • Polomism • palomino • pooming • Poloing • Poomie • polotician • poomit • Plooming • Pologize

Polonium Radon

The periodic table version of porn, often selected over other ionic compounds because the two elements' symbols together create the compound PoRn, spelling porn.

Man 1: Hey man, did you catch that PoRn last night?
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!

by Horny and Porny October 24, 2017

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plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

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Many people think this is an incorrect spelling of the more popular word "politics" but this is a myth. Polotics is actually a sport similar to polo but is played by two teams consisting of rich old men. There are only two teams, the Democrats, (blue, their mascot is a donkey) and Republicans (red, their mascot is an elephant). National Championships are held every four years with the Democrats winning the most recent one which was held in 2008.

"I am about to go watch the Polotics match, it's the Debate Bowl 2012!"

by wpazzurri January 18, 2010

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