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polynesian crunch

When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.
Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!
by Cornfed_88 December 19, 2008
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Polynesian

Greatest culture. Refers to, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans, and all the other islands in Polynesia. People from there are very buff, muscular, eat heaps, recite the haka, religious and very good at fighting. Loves dancing and singing. Very Beast people.
"Wow! That guy looks so good where is he from?"
"He's Polynesian"
by Polynesian101 October 15, 2018
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polynesian

a superhuman race of big calf having , l&l barbeque eating , haka reciting, football and rugby playing beasts.
Man that polynesian dude just ran over whitey! ohhhh!
by zakk white October 30, 2007
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Polynesian Polish

Receiving a blow job while on holiday in the Hawaiian islands from a local polynesian. This act is most notably done on the beach or under a palm tree.
"Hey, did you hear about how Nick got a polynesian polish on the marching band trip to Hawaii?
by fernfrenzy June 18, 2009
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Polynesian Piledriver

To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.
Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver
by Double Bs May 6, 2008
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pollysexual

sexually much like pansexual however you don’t fine sex or seduction attractive. it’s never about look and gender doesn’t matter.
Ben: What sexuality are you? im gay
Luke: I’m pollysexual.
Ben: Whats “pollysexual”.

Luke: It sort a mix between pansexual and asexual.
Ben: Okay i respect that.
by steph246 September 3, 2021
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Polynesian polar bear

When a man and a woman are having sex doggie -style and the man reaches forward, yanking the girls arms out from under her, driving her face into the floor while he continues to have sex with her.
She was having a great time last night, until I pulled a Polynesian polar bear on her.
by SnaggyKrab September 10, 2012
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