poink

(verb): to hop joyfully and suddenly to life
(noun): the sound made by such action, either real or imagined

When hooly's barrel jumped out of the crusher, typecast exclaimed, "I like how it *poinks* out of there and probably into the hands of an ecstatic, friendly worker."

by SPQC May 1, 2008

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

poink

to have sex with a pig

"Old McDonald had a farm, and was one of the most prolific poinkers of the early twentieth century."

by Koshy August 10, 2005

poink

v. Being retarded and poking someone in the eye.

"Poink! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... Then it's hilarious.

by Irob March 10, 2003

poink

To kill something or blow it up and the sound commonly sounds like poink

MWa ha ha i just poinked you good
I went poink

by jackaman June 14, 2006

Poink

To poink is to have sex with somebody without having an erection.

"Although I'm not turned on by you, Sally, I could still poink you. You might not feel much, but that's all I'll offer."

by Majugs February 23, 2005

Poink

To poink your daughter for being naughty.
AKA fuck her.

I poinked my daughter last night
for being a naughty girl.

Lets poink your daughter
together

by Brooke and Jami January 17, 2009