pognophile

The one who loves or studies #beard

He is a pognophile

by SHM Mee June 6, 2016

poopophile

one who loves the poop

the poopophile bathed daily in the poop, loved the smell and the creamy texture.

by FecalFaceFrankLee February 28, 2009

pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.

boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."

by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008

Pogophile

exactly like a pedophile, but on pogo.com. ussually a creeper that asks for Age Sex and Location. and then tries to get in your pants.

Remember children! always saty away from pogophiles.

by joshua ecstacy August 1, 2010

pornophile

A pedophile that makes/watches porn from the children that they molest.

Ewww! Get that pornophile away from my child!

by TheHarryPotterNinja May 2, 2010

phonophile

An individual that is obsessed with phones. Generally attracted by the cellular and furthermore the smart phone variety a phonophile will stop at nothing to find out more information, get a sneak peak of and finally get his hands on the latest and greatest phone or even finally getting to play with that elusive phone he spent 10 hrs online reading about 15 years ago.

I went into Spring Mobile today hoping to speak with one of the resident phonophiles and figure out how to get my pictures transfered to a new Iphone. Somehow I left with a Galaxy Note and now I can't even figure out how to make a phone call. I have been doodling all day on this thing but I think I better take it back for a phone for non-phonophiles.

by Royaltree April 19, 2016