winners podium

When you hold your thumb over your japs eye and let the cum squirt out over a girls face. Just like they do with champagne on a winners podium.

Abdul, look at the tall hot girl over there.

Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique.

by spaffInHerFace February 23, 2014

Poeism

The religion is which Edgar Allen Poe is the true Jesus Christ. Jane Austen is God and blesses all people who read her novels. The sub-unit of Poeism is Poe-ianity which proves the supremacy of Poeism. The Holy Spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson, in all of his glory. Poeism is currently expanding its reach worldwide. In Poeism, there are sessions where all members meet and give their opinions on indoctrinating people into the religion.

Poeism is the only valid religion.

by pasta is god November 16, 2022

bitch podium

When a seemingly relaxed, content woman or man suddenly goes on a bitchy rant out of nowhere. (minimum 1-minute)

They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"

-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!

----Later----

Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?

by Wise_observer September 23, 2009

Pogism

To be POG. Comes from Pogchamp.

Religion practices by epic gamers that live epic lives!

Man 1: This man is epic!
Man 2: This man practices pogism.

by Spaceless March 28, 2021

Podium Liars

"press secretaries" under trump

when Kaleigh McEnany gave her final gaslighting session before trump left for MarALago Carol turned to her wife Sue in disgust. "my god, these fuckers," she exclaimed. "Spicer, Huckabee, Grisham and even this dolt Keelie are all Podium Liars and I can't wait for Jen Psaki."

by Uncle Joosie March 31, 2021

podistener

just like ipod users walking are called podestrians. ipod listeners can be called podisteners.

dude, i am a podistener.
r u?

by amtul rahman July 4, 2006

podium amnesia

When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience

I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me

by Kingsman November 16, 2017