When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
Get the Pedophile Piñata mug.A very alluring, seductive, and dominant woman who uses Her feet to dominate and control men who have a foot fetish.
It is very common for a Podophiliatrix to have Her subs to worship Her feet, use her subs as human foot stools, step on and kick her subs, and seduce and manipulate her subs by using her feet.
It is very common for a Podophiliatrix to have Her subs to worship Her feet, use her subs as human foot stools, step on and kick her subs, and seduce and manipulate her subs by using her feet.
I visit Goddess Nikki every week to worship Her perfect, ballerina feet! She is the original Podophiliatrix and I am unable to resist Her superior feet!
by Goddess Nikki Cintron December 6, 2017
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by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022
Get the Masquerading Asshole Pedophile mug.The foot fetish of a human being. The most common sexual interest in a nonsexual body part: a paraphilia for feet. Usually including, but not limited to: sexual, romantic or platonic attraction to feet of the opposite sex.
by Info2go October 26, 2016
Get the Podophilia mug.Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.
Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.
Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.
Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"
Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"
Nate: "Pandaphile."
Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"
Nate: "Pandaphile."
by Mary Danger March 22, 2011
Get the Pandaphile mug.People who are sexually and/or emotionally attracted to Pokemon on an intimate level. They may be straight, homo or bisexual, and also may or may not be attracted to normal animals as well.
Someone who loves their Pokemon on an intimate level. We may be Pokephiles, but you have no right to judge us.
by Treeterra October 1, 2008
Get the Pokephile mug.A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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