by K-Hansen February 17, 2007
A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
by Yrfhh December 11, 2019
A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.
by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009
by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 13, 2019
Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)
by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019