Player layer

Noun: Extra layer of fat a man (or woman) has that keeps them warm during the cold weather.

I don’t need to wear extra layers this Christmas because of my player layer.

by NeoNick2k December 20, 2020

HDHR Player

A big stroking nonce.

"Hey man did you see what Yaong tweeted?"
"Yeah dude, how come it's always HDHR players that turn out to be into kids?"

by MattysName October 10, 2019

Rust player

Someone who’s never talked to a woman or seen the sun

“Hey have you seen John,he’s coming to the movies with us right?” “No,he’s a rust player”

by Heyyagami March 9, 2021

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't blame the person for finding out a way to beat the system , blame the system for being beatable

Person 1: WAIT, WHAT!? HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Person 2:Well it doesn't say you can't do that.
Person 1:But it's not fair
Person 2: Don't hate the player, hate the game

by 6Nice. October 3, 2020

Keep It Player

To not let anything bother or deter you from your main objective/goal. Remain true to yourself and your values. Lead, teach, guide and never follow behind another.

Follow these simple steps: Pray, Laugh, and You’ll Enjoy Reality

When you feel that you can’t go on, look in the mirror and remind yourself to Keep It Player.

by AWiLL_KiP February 11, 2020

professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

by Skiparay December 17, 2009