Poat

The inability to type correctly because your name starts with the letter L.

"if i poated my daughters picture"
I poated and i can't get up!

by Wocbackwoods July 29, 2012

The Poat Nesaki Voice

The voice someone makes when impersonating neskai, it’s usually a nerdy voice but different

Guy 1: hey do the The Poat Nesaki Voice
Guy 2: ok

by johndalegreen November 20, 2022

POAT

Proper Original Adventure Time

M: Hey gang, do you wanna POAT later?
R: Yes! I'll bring the Don Julio!
B: Bet.

by Poat. January 2, 2017

Poat

A goat that’s pushing p

DaBaby is a poat

by ThePoatReH February 11, 2022

POAT

‘Passed over a turd’: a flatulence that has acquired its scent having passed over a turd, on its travels through the colon, prior to its release through the anus.

‘Ughhhh Ellie that’s disgusting…has to be a POAT!!’ Treat yourself to a poo!!’

by Poatdesigner December 26, 2025