pmitf

punch me in the face.

i can't believe that just happened, pmitf.

by smp80 April 4, 2011

putiful

Purely beautiful
When something is just so cute and pure and beautiful that "beautiful" just isn't enough.

"What a putiful baby you've got"

"that puppy is so darn putiful"

by SazzQueen March 26, 2021

pitify

To make pitiful

I’m pitifying myself.

Why do you pitify me?

by Pokii June 22, 2021

petifile

talbert serigny

child sex offender

by julie duet April 6, 2003

petifile

a foot-scrubbing and filing implement, especially useful for dogs

Maddie used the petifile to care for Winnie's toenails.

by IngThing December 14, 2008

petifiles

Means someone who is sick in the head and likes to molest young pets.

Yo dawg did ya'll see dem peeps over therrr? Dem ones dat be in da middle be lookin like petifiles!

by DGeatatJG June 22, 2009

petifile

lonely guy that is misunderstood by adults, one who needs companionship with others under 18 years of age who understand him.

Rob Reiner

by Superman November 28, 2003