a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........
Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.
by sheila in the car October 17, 2010
Get the non-event planner mug.Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
by cokemidget March 31, 2017
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When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded
-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I
-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...
L: What?
Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I
-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...
L: What?
Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
by kurouke November 12, 2010
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Get the plinnage mug.When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.
"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
by badback9 September 20, 2013
Get the planned obsession mug.Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?
North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?
North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...
by Дecca March 17, 2021
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With or by good planning.
From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening
cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.
With or by good planning.
From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening
cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.
Planningly, when the server died (as servers do from time to time), we had a current backup. Luck had nothing to do with it.
by Paul McGowan June 10, 2005
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