Penal Pliers

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.

The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

by ChiefChiefChief May 30, 2006

Plovered

To get totally wasted out the ass.

I spent all night drinking Yukon Jack and Guiness and came back totally plovered

by El Gigantor March 31, 2006

blowtorch and pliers

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"

...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Snowy Plover

When you're having sex in the snow, and your pubes get very icy.

"Shit man i hate winter, snowy plover hurts!"

by Samuel Sanudo June 8, 2015

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

by lucyindisguise July 26, 2011

piver

piss shiver

Occurs during urination, the body shivers for a second. A piver seems very natural, and reliving kind of like a sneeze

by Ross Hensley August 5, 2008

Plover

A lover of the male reproductive organ. A penis lover.

Oh, Chris has the hots for Ben. He's such a plover.

by chaseburgala August 14, 2009