Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.

'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais

by see see July 5, 2004

plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

pilkington

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.

"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington

by Kizzi May 23, 2006

B Piking

To constantly want a large pike in your mouth. A large round shaft. The constant and unconditional craving for dick.

Ian: Yo dude, let's go score some women.
Ben: Nah man, I'm sort of B Piking right now. I gotta get my hands on some prime meat.

by Jesus Goldberg January 22, 2008

Plicking

Pounding someone back into their primary school years, by sexual means or otherwise.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Ah mate I was busy plicking

Guy 1: *Dials 999*

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Ploking

The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.

After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.

by Malignantmop December 6, 2012

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004