Platapussy

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009

platapussy

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

by me.man April 12, 2019

platapussy

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

by platapaul February 17, 2022

Platapuss

The act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. Not to be confused with a golden platapuss.

To platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.

by Capatiller77 June 8, 2017

Plattipussy

Using your greasy left hand to beat off after eating a pizza

The delivery girl wasn't up for it, so I had to tap that Plattipussy

by RevStumpySG February 3, 2019