Playstation 3

A gaming console that can play Blu-Ray, deliver High Definition graphics, detect motion, play online for free, play import games out of the box, be cheaply upgraded to 500 GB of memory, and cure cancer through folding@home.

Will inevitably be the dominant console of the seventh generation, due to a strong catalogue of current games, as well as amazing coming games.

Man, I just got my Playstation 3 - its so fucking sweet.

by Thewbacca September 28, 2008

Playstation 3

Something that needs to die a slow, painful death. Hopefully will cause the downfall of Sony Computer Entertainment.

Maybe Ken Kutaragi secretly wants to sink the Playstation 3's ungodly-expensive-for-a-home-console ship? I think I'll buy a Wii and set it next to my 360. Two consoles for the price of one and a game? Who'd a thunk it?

by someone named everyman June 26, 2006

Playstation 3

See Personal Computer.

Have you heard? The Playstation 3 is going to be a PC with a Sony label on it!

by CrackerJack September 25, 2005

Playstation 3

The Playstation 3 is a big, expensive, stupid, and heavy next-gen gaming system. You will die from holding it. Buy a Wii, or even the crap 360, or even a PS2.

Guy1-Hey, whatcha' holding there? The new Playstation 3?
Guy2-*dies*

by Wes X. August 31, 2008

Playstation 3

A game console which will probably have good graphics and games and ill probably buy it, an Xbox 360, and a Nintendo Revolution. The only thing is that it looks very creepy... The controller handles are about 5 inches long and the actual console is like a big piece of thick, silver cardboard.

I'm most likely going to get a Playstation 3.

by Chase June 3, 2005

Playstation 3

Supposedly the most advanced gameing system to date, overhyped, overpriced ($599 US), currently costs $399 USD but is still $100 more expencive than an Xbox 360. Has hardly any GOOD exclucive games. Also is the cheapest Blu-ray player out there and cooks a mean steak (Because it looks like a fucking George Forman grill!).
The worst selling console this generation.

Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play Resistance 2 on Playstation 3?
Gamer 2: No way, I'll stick with my Xbox 360...
Gamer 1: Microsoft fanboy!
Gamer 2: Graphics whore!
Gamer 1: 360 sucks!
Gamer 2: Have fun with your overpriced George Forman Grill!
Gamer 1: Fuck you!

by Burkus April 3, 2009

Playstation 3

An overpriced videogame console that steals many aspects from both the Xbox 360 and the Wii. It's controllers also strangely resemble a double ended dildo.

Playstation 3 Creators wondered why more than %80 of their purchasers were single old fat ladies, and gay men. They then realized this was because their controllers could be used as dildos.

by R. Jevon January 22, 2007