Platonia

Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'

Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.

There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.

The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.

No one gets with Annie, that bitch is the Queen of Platonia.

by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008

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platonidate

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're gay/lesbian) for a fun Platonic time that might have otherwise been a date.

Also known as "friends," which is harder to explain to a spouse when one is married.

I'm going to dinner at Wild Ginger then to see Rent with Pat, my platonidate for the evening.

My husband went out for drinks with his platonidate last night. I hope she helped him pick some nice jewelry for my birthday!

by mountaingrrrl June 17, 2009

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plamenova

plamenova is a female person who is extreamly gay and also gets angry alot, she has a very short temper and likes to fuck chicks. she is also very short and eats tons of noodles, you can call her noodle girl.

Hey look at plamenova over there, she is getting angry again.

by Quazertyy June 4, 2023

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