Planck's Pixel Limit

Based upon an analog of Planck's Length, the Planck's Pixel Limit is the absolute "zoom" one can use to narrow down on/enlarge a photo before pixels become meaningless.

CSI-type show:
"Computer, enhance! Enhance! Computer, why can't you enhance any more, dammit?!"
"Special Agent X, it appears that this image has reached its Planck's Pixel Limit; there is no more information to show that makes sense in our universe."

by jaques_custodian February 26, 2023

planck agression

The smallest unit of agression: An agression that only a single person in the entire world would be offended by.

What you are doing is a microagression! No mate, actually it is a planck agression, only you seem to give a shit.

by jabroni69420 March 2, 2024

Planck fuck

The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.

“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”

by TT126 July 1, 2025

A planck

A group of more than 3 physicists

I just a saw a planck working at our local Starbucks, they were quite angry at themselves.

by Kpowmaster November 24, 2019

Plankton

1% Evil
99% Hot gas

Plankton

by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

by dec457 April 24, 2011