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wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
by dec457 April 24, 2011
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office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
by Arnonis July 1, 2014
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spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017
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plaket

The sound the mac makes when you get shot in the eye. Originally from the GTA guy rolling through the hood on a piano.
Ridin’ down the block with the glock yo ass finna get shot plaket pla-ket pla-ket
by ogthiccy November 25, 2018
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FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.
by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008
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plaklqsa

a swear word.
it is usually used when you love something so much that you are gay for it.
It is a noun, but it can also be shortened and used in forms such as: plakl (noun), plaking (verb)
"oh my gosh, you're such a piece of plakl!!!!!!! >:("
"i love plaklqsa, plaklqsa i am gay~"
"i'm going to plaking kill all of you! >:333"
by kittydogcrystal January 1, 2018
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plamegate

Nixon had Watergate, the Clintons had Whitewater. This is Leakwater.
Often called Plamegate, Rovegate or the CIA Leak Case, Leakwater is a better name for the White House scandal over the leaking of a CIA operative's name to discredit and intimidate her husband and other White House critics. See also "The Leaker," a John Sherffius cartoon of July 11, 2005, which shows Karl Rove taking a leak on the CIA seal.
What's the President up to now? This smells worse than Leakwater.

(alternate name: Plamegate)
by RSD September 6, 2008
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